Batman is fighting the Joker at Gotham City Zoo. They’re in the Aquatic Birdhouse where the Joker is trying to feed his deadly smiley-faced Joker-fish to the assorted birds… including swans, geese, pelicans, flamingo, etc. Batman is leaping towards the Joker to stop him.
JOKER: Come on, Bats – fish is good for bird-brains! Hahahahaha!
CAP: Breakfast – The Joker attacks Gotham Zoo…
Batman is fighting Killer Croc in the sewers. A hole in the sewer wall leads through to a bank vault. Killer Croc has Batman in a bear hug, squeezing the life out of him.
CROC: Rarrrrrghhh! KILL YOU!
CAP: Lunch – Killer Croc breaks the bank… and almost does the same to my back. (Once was bad enough.)
Batman is fighting the Mad Hatter amid giant Alice In Wonderland style teacups. The Hatter is throwing razor tipped Oddjob hats at Batman while a swirling hypnotic beam emanates from his own top hat.
MAD HATTER: Time for your afternoon nap, Batman, old chap – you’re feeling sleeeeepy!
CAP: High tea – of course, it had to be the Hatter…
Batman is fighting Poison Ivy in a huge, plant-filled greenhouse. Batman is trying to keep himself from being chomped by a giant venus flytrap. While Batman struggles, Ivy blows him a poisonous kiss.
IVY: Darling – I could just eat you up!
CAP: Dinner - Poison Ivy’s latest creation debuts at Gotham’s Botanical Gardens.
Batman is tied to a target / bullseye on top of a building as night falls on Gotham. The Joker is pointing a ridiculously huge gun at him and is about to blow him away. Batman is struggling to get free but his situation seems hopeless.
CAP: It’s relentless. As the day goes on, they begin to wear me down …
CAP: So that by the time the Joker returns for supper… he finally gets the better of me.
JOKER: Say goodnight, Gracie!
Big SFX panel – BLAM!
The Joker stands with a smoking bullet hole through his chest. He’s staring at it in confusion. Batman is unharmed… staring past the Joker to where the Penguin waddles out of the shadows.
The Joker collapses. As the Penguin comes closer, we see that his umbrella is smoking from the shot he just fired at the Joker. Batman starts to struggle free from his trap.
PENGUIN: I’ve told him before… He can do what he wants to you…
Penguin beats the fallen body of the Joker with his umbrella repeatedly.
PENGUIN: BUT HE - MUSTN’T – EVER – HURT – MY --
Back to Gotham Zoo as featured in the opening panel. Police and zoo-keepers clear up the mess from the Joker’s attack earlier in the day. Among the debris and Joker fish, a zoo-keeper holds the body of a dead penguin.
PENGUIN (CAP): FRIENDS!!!