The following takes place in an alternate reality. In this reality, Frank Castle’s family was killed in an entirely different way...
1. A side view of the fridge section of a supermarket. We can clearly see rows and rows of different cheeses stacked in its shelving. In the middle of the isle is MAN 1. He is yelling, with a look of pure anger on his face, at the cheese. In the background is MAN 2, walking up to MAN 1. He is dressed in typical supermarket worker attire.
MAN 1
YOU FLITHY, DISGUSTING, BOTTOM FEEDING, B#$%T C$#@ SMOKER.
MAN 2
HEY!
2. The panel shows both men, from chest up, looking at each other.YOU FLITHY, DISGUSTING, BOTTOM FEEDING, B#$%T C$#@ SMOKER.
MAN 2
HEY!
MAN 2
Why are you yelling at cheese?
MAN 1
Because I’m lactose intolerant!
3. Both men are laughing hysterically. Their hands are on their bellies, heads are thrown back and mouths open wide. A tear may even appear on one of the men’s faces as they are laughing so hard. However, a red dot is visible on MAN 1’s forehead, but neither individual has noticed.
MAN 1 and MAN 2 (joint speech bubble)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4. Same framing as the previous panel, except MAN 2 is looking across in shock as MAN 1’s head has been blown away. We can still see the body of MAN 1 from the chest up, as the shot has only just been fired.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5. A wide panel. The Pun-Isher is standing menacingly with a cold, heartless stare. He wears a black trench coat, with a back t-shirt. There is a skull of a clown painted on this shirt. The smoking gun tells us that this is the man who shot MAN 1.
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When his family was killed by a joke gone wrong, Frank Castle swore he would never let anyone make bad jokes again. Vowing to avenge his family by killing those who mis-use the power of the punch line, he became THE PUN-ISHER.
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See, violence IS funny. Kids, try this at home.
When his family was killed by a joke gone wrong, Frank Castle swore he would never let anyone make bad jokes again. Vowing to avenge his family by killing those who mis-use the power of the punch line, he became THE PUN-ISHER.
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See, violence IS funny. Kids, try this at home.
Ah, I could see you writing this and wanting to film it, ha.
ReplyDeleteInteresting to see that we've kicked off the Punisher with a pun styled page. Wonder what I'll bring tomorrow...have to wait and see.
HAHAHAHAHA that was brilliant, really curious as to the alternate method of his family's demise. Great start to the week with some dark hilarity.
ReplyDeleteIf you are so inclined, here are the remaining 5 scripts of The Pun-Isher. Bare in mind they are written for film.
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I can't help but think that the Punisher might be a more interesting character if that really WAS his origin.
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