Ash in “Curriculum Vitae” by Matt Duarte
This page is to be laid out in a classic Watchmen-style 9 panel grid, except that the last row is just one big panel.
Description: Ash is falling from the sky, which looks tormentous and oddly colored. He is flailing around, and we can see that on one hand he is holding his trusty boomstick and on the other rests a chainsaw.
CAPTION: Name: Ashley J. Williams
Description: Ash lands on top of a group of deadites, which have broken his fall.
CAPTION: Age: Too old for this shit.
Description: Ash has stood back up. Even though a group of deadites were knocked out by his fall, there’s plenty more surrounding him.
CAPTION: Current Occupation: Full time protector of infested realities.
ASH: Alrighty then...
Description: Ash is now attacking several deadites, with his chainsaw, chopping off several body parts.
CAPTION: Plenty of previous work experience.
ASH: Don’t worry class, I brought enough to share with everyone!
Description: Ash has now dispatched of all of his foes, with the exception of a deadite that is running away from him. Ash is shooting him in the back.
CAPTION: Great handle on customer relations.
ASH: Oh no you don’t, chuckles!
Description: The deadite that was making a run for it has fallen, and there are plenty of others in the floor.
CAPTION: Good communication skills.
ASH: Heh. Groovy.
Description: We are now seeing the same scene from above, and we can see that the bodies have all fallen in the shape of a sentence that says “Ash is here”, with the final deadite being the dot in the “i”.
CAPTION: And objective driven.
ASH: I guess it’s time to find that stupid old book. Again.
CAPTION: Desperately looking for a new career in a different field.