Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Power Man & Iron Fist-With Michael Jai White As Luke Cage - Max Barnard

The Premise: Oh just go watch Black Dynamite already!

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1.1
Danny Rand, The Iron Fist, is standing awkwardly at a counter-top in a homebrew laboratory (picture reference can be provided as needed), looking REALLY embarrassed.

DANNY RAND: Luke, do I HAVE to do this? It seems... Awkward.

LUKE CAGE(O/P): Aw c'mon man, I been wanting to do this $#!& for ages.

DANNY RAND: ... Well... Okay.


1.2
We're looking over Danny's shoulder, with Luke Cage now in the room, wearing his classic costume (sans the tiara) and sporting a big moustache, throwing some eyeballs on the counter.

LUKE CAGE: You told him to keep an eye out for me.


1.3
Danny is looking down at the eyes, bemused.

DANNY RAND: Are those... candy?

LUKE CAGE(O/P): C'mon man, be cool.


1.4
A window smashes as Luke's tiara flies through it.

SFX: KRISH!


1.5
Danny is hit in the arm by the tiara, knocking him over.

SFX: TIARA!

DANNY RAND: Ow!


1.6 Luke has run over to Danny and is crouched over him, smiling maniacally.

LUKE CAGE: HAHA! I THREW THAT $#!& BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!

DANNY RAND: So... Lame...

7 comments:

  1. I have no idea what's going on here. O_o

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  2. Matt - you're an idiot...

    But this is idiotic fun. I laughed. I still, shamefully, haven't seen Black Dynamite. If it's all on YouTube then I might just get to it...maybe.

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  3. So Luke is acting out a scene from a film? Seems a bit random, but I like it. It was fun :)

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  4. I obviously need to join the rental queue...

    Fun as always though, Max.

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  5. Wow, wow, I got called an idiot and I didn't even write this script!

    And add me to the list of people that have no idea what's going on.

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  6. To the people who don't get it: Did you watch the YouTube link Max provided?

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