Because the last thing thoughtballoons needs is any more of those @#*$! costumed vigilantes! What this site needs is a real hero!
A pioneering journalist and moral crusader!
The proud father of a courageous NASA astronaut!
An influential and respected political figure - the current Mayor of New York City!
The only comic book character to ever have been brought to life with 100% success on the silver screen!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... J. Jonah Jameson!
"Miss Brant, get me a ham on rye - and tell Parker he's fired!"