The story so far…
Luke Skywalker has crash-landed on a strange planet with only R2-D2 and C-3PO for company. They’ve arrived in a strange city that has been ravaged by a plague of marauding creatures who hide their faces under hoods and communicate only via handheld portable computers. These strange, violent humanoid aliens are known as “The Y’Oof”. They have looted, pillaged and burned the city to the ground, killing everyone who opposed them. And now, they’re face-to-face with an unarmed Luke Skywalker. Well, not entirely unarmed…
Facing the oncoming horde of Y’Oof, Luke calls back to R2-D2 for his lightsaber, holding out his hand ready to catch the weapon when R2 fires it at him.
Close on R2-D2. The lightsaber ejects from its storage place in the top of R2’s dome…
R2D2: Squee boop whoop wheee---!
…but the saber doesn’t launch towards Luke. It remains sticking out of R2. C-3PO approaches, looking panicked. The Y’Oof swarm towards Luke.
Luke: Hurry up, R2…!
R2-D2: Widdle boop b-doop beeep!
C-3PO: What do you mean, it’s stuck?
R2-D2: Squiddle bee-boop bing bwooooop!
C-3PO: Well, unstick it, you wretched watering can! Master Luke needs his---
The Y’Oof fall upon Luke – he’s swamped by their locust-like attack. C-3PO throws his arms up in panic while R2-D2 hops from one foot to the other in frustration.
C-3PO: Master Luke! Oh, look what you’ve done, you binary-spewing bucket of diodes! They’re killing him! They’re killing him!
R2-D2: Ping bweedle boopledee--!
Unable to detach the lightsaber from his dome, R2 does the only thing he can… activating the lightsaber and launching himself into battle to save his master.
SFX (saber): Neeeeoooooowm!
C3PO: R2 – no, what are you doing? Come back – R2D2, no!!