Friday, June 22, 2012
Skullkickers - Those Who Fight Monsters - J.D. Coughlan
SET-UP: In order to infiltrate a village of monsters while searching for a damsel in distress, Shorty and Baldy disguise themselves as monsters. Here, they are about to enter the local monster tavern.
Panel 1: The tavern door is flung open, revealing Shorty and Baldy in their very poor costumes.
SFX (DOOR): FWOOM!
Panel 2: Wide shot. The other patrons (various hideous fantasy creatures) stare blankly at them.
SFX: PIN DROPPING!
Panel 3: Tight on Shorty, whispering out the side of his mouth to Baldy.
SHORTY: (Whispering) Leave this to me.
Panel 4: Shorty holds up his fist triumphantly.
Panel 5: Close-up of one of the monsters. Angry.
MONSTER: Hey! They're not monsters! Monsters don't say "Rarrr"!
Panel 6: Two-shot: Shorty and Baldy. They are tearing at their costumes and drawing their weapons.
SHORTY: Kraken crap.
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