Saturday, June 2, 2012

Squared Circle Comics - Drug Test - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: CLEAN LIVIN' CARNEGIE and his manager/trainer BRUISER are standing in front of a bathroom stall. CARNEGIE is nervous, and BRUISER is reassuring him.

Carnegie: BUT BRUISER, I'M NOT SURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE THE SWITCH IN TIME!

Bruiser: AH, IT'LL BE FINE. I GOT THE CLEAN SAMPLE RIGHT HERE. JUST GO IN THERE SO THEY DON'T GET SUSPICIOUS.

Panel 2: Carnegie is in the stall, and the door is closed. BRUISER is relaxed.

Carnegie: EEEGGGHHHAAAAAAAA

Bruiser: WHASSA MATTER? TOO MANY LATE NIGHTS? EH-HEH. DON'T WORRY, KID!

Panel 3: Same viewpoint, but zoomed out enough so we can see that steam is rising over the top of the stall. BRUISER is dumbstruck.

SFX: WHIIIIIIIIIIII-

Bruiser: JEEZIS, KID, WHAT'S IN THAT STUFF?

Carnegie: AAAAAAAAAAAGH

4 comments:

  1. HA!
    Great work Niel. Think I've got myself another set of characters to steal for up comming scripts (with your permission, of course).

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    1. Carnegie and Bruiser are fair game, as long as there's a little "Clean Livin' Carnegie and Bruiser created by Niel Jacoby" caption.

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    2. The name alone! "Clean L¡v¡n'" Carneg¡e...Laughed about that all the way home! Great Job...

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  2. That name is pretty ace.

    Good strip too, bringing the humour (pee) A-game.

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