Friday, July 27, 2012
Foggy Nelson, Agent of SHIELD - J.D. Coughlan
SET-UP: Black Widow, Spider-Woman, She-Hulk and Captain America are captured and tied up aboard Red Skull's evil airship! When suddenly, Foggy Nelson, Agent of SHIELD, smashes in and sends the Skull falling to his fate!
Panel 1: Foggy, in a standard SHIELD uniform, and somewhat trimmer than usual, stands in front of the broken window Red Skull fell out of. He is holding two massive guns and wearing awesome sunglasses. Behind him is Cap, She-Hulk, Spider-Woman and Black Widow, all tied to chairs and looking at him in awe.
FOGGY: I rest my case.
Panel 2: The captives are freed. Cap shakes Foggy's hand; Cap is smiling like he met his hero, Foggy is nonchalant. The women are cheering.
CAPTION: Within seconds!
CAPT. AMERICA: God bless you, Foggy Nelson!
SHE-HULK, BLACK WIDOW & SPIDER-WOMAN: WE LOVE YOU, FOGGY!
Panel 3: Nick Fury, panicked, bursts in from the next room (that's right; the next room in Red Skull's airship) clutching a piece of paper.
NICK FURY: Great Scott, Foggy! This just in!
NICK FURY: Dr. Doom and Ultron have joined forces and have combined the Ultimate Nullifier, the Cosmic Cube and the Infinity Gauntlet into the Infinite Cubifier, and are threatening to blow up every orphanage in the world!
Panel 4: Close on Foggy.
FOGGY: Turn on your highbeams, Fury, 'cause things are about to get...
Panel 5: Same, except Foggy is putting another pair of sunglasses on over his existing pair.
Panel 6: Very close on Foggy's eyes (as covered by two pairs of sunglasses).
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Obviously, this would turn out to be a dream sequence, but what a dream sequence!