Because the final movie of the Dark Knight trilogy comes out this week.
Because he’s crazy prepared.
Because he’s the world’s greatest detective.
Because he’s the poster boy for stealth entrances and exits.
Because HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!
Because there’s no problem he can’t solve with enough prep-time.
Because he is the Night.
Because he fits all nine pieces of the alignment chart – by himself.
Because he can breath in space.
Because some days he just can’t get rid of a bomb.
Because HE DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!
Because he can make anything funny.
Because criminals are superstitious and cowardly lot.
Because he’s the Caped Crusader.
Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Because he can take it.
Because he’s a silent guardian.
Because he’s a watchful protector.
Because he’s the Dark Knight.
(And as a friendly reminder – Remember, Thought Balloons readers! YOU TOO can play along at home if you’d like to write a script for the Dark Knight this week! Just post your one-page script in the comments section of this post below! Have fun!)