1 - A wide shot of a huge cafeteria. It's virtually empty, with only a few Psi-Judges sitting at tables or ordering food.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (1): The Cafeteria of the Grand Hall of Justice.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (2): You don't need to be a precog to know it's only people from Psi-Division who eat here.
2 - A look behind the cafeteria counter. It's a labyrinth of computers, machines, wires, blinking lights, and miscellaneous mechanics that is difficul to make heads or tails of. Let's say its appearance has more in common with a torture chamber than it does a kitchen.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (1): Years ago, the entire cafeteria staff was replaced with an intricate computer system.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (2): Done in the name of efficiency, the problem was that all the food the computer made was completely inedible.
3 - Judge Anderson stands at the front of the queue, ordering her food. The cafeteria computer serves up a brick of black and brown goo that looks wholly unappetizing. Judge Anderson wears a look of mild disgust on her face.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (1): And due to some programming glitch, what you ordered had no relation to what you ended up getting.
JUDGE ANDERSON: I'll have a grilled cheese.
CAF COMPUTER: Here is your [error: entry not found].
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (2): There's literally no way to know what you'll be eating.
4 - Judge Anderson sits down at a table with some other Psi-Judges. They look up to her questioningly. She looks back with a face beaming excitement.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON) (1): What keeps everyone else away keeps us coming back day after day.
MISC JUDGE: What'd you get?
JUDGE ANDERSON: I have no idea.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON): When you can see the future and read people's minds, that tiny bit of unpredictability makes it worth eating this sorry excuse for food.
5 - Judge Anderson takes a bite of her brick of goo. It's super gross and her face reflects this fact. She tries her best not to gag. The other Psi-Judges around the table are having similar difficulties with the awful food that they're trying to keep down, with many of them turning various shades of green.
CAPTION (JUDGE ANDERSON): ...most of the time.
My complete lack of knowledge of all things Judge Dredd is what stopped me from posting anything he was our pick way back when. Unfortunately, I still know next to nothing, which explains this script here. From what I've gathered, I don't think it really fits the tone or style of the books, but this was the only idea I could come up with, so I ran with it. I wouldn't call it one of my best efforts, but it'll do.