Spider Jerusalem – Peace & Quiet - MK Stangeland Jr.
(This script takes place after the conclusion of TRANSMETROPOLITAN.)
Panel 1: SPIDER JERUSALEM (SPIDER) sits at his mountain retreat in a zen position without his shirt on.
SPIDER (1): (Thought balloon) Peace & Quiet
SPIDER (2): (Thought balloon) Free of the world, no obligations to anyone.
Panel 2: Repeat of Panel 1, but with an annoyed look on SPIDER’s face.
SPIDER: (Thought balloon) Then I realize how boring it all is.
Panel 3: Repeat of Panel 1.
NINJA (1): (From Off-Panel) GUAAAAAAAHHHH!
NINJA (2): (From Off-Panel) Blughhhh…
Panel 4: Repeat of Panel 3, but with a sinister grin on SPIDER’s face.
SPIDER (1): (Thought balloon) But then the ninjas try to get me.
SPIDER (2): (Thought balloon) And discover my bowel disruption fence.