Panel 1: We see Wally running fast in some sort of desert locale(blurred due to speed), decked out in a camouflage version of his outfit.
Caption: Wallace West, the government's first line of defense. A one man army, because at his speed, a second person would just slow him down.
Caption: Debuting in...
Inset Panel: Wally reading Men Of War #8, confused.
Caption: ...Men of War #9.
Panel 2: Wally, hollow-eyed, skeletal, pale, and wearing a pitch black version of his costume runs after Mitch Shelley.
Caption: Wally West, a man trapped between life and death, forced to run eternally. Can Mitch Shelly dodge... THE BLACK RACER?
Caption: We'll see in...
Inset panel: Wally reading Resurrection Man #0, annoyed.
Caption: ...Resurrection Man #13.
Panel 3: Wally and Jaime Reyes stand back to back in fighting poses, an unclear, shadowy enemy all around them.
Caption: Wally West, an old friend Jaime Reyes didn't know he had, unwittingly brings with him an unearthly threat. Well, maybe not this Earth...
Caption: Catch the tag-team action in...
Inset panel: Blue Beetle #17 flies past the camera, having been thrown by Wally West, who we can see leaving the panel.
Caption: ...Blue Beetle #18.
Wally(OP): Screw this, maybe Hellblazer's got a place for me. I think I could pull off a trenchcoat pretty well, and I do an alright English accent. Ello, Guv'na! Fancy a spo' of cricke', won'tcha?
Panel 4: From offscreen, someone holds out Hellblazer #300 to Wally, who is crestfallen.
Caption: You're not gonna like this...
Wally: Buggah awl.
HA! A perfect ending to Nu52 Wally West Week. Nicely Done.
ReplyDeleteAnother meta script. I really liked this one too.
ReplyDeleteI would totally read the Panel One title.