Friday, December 7, 2012
Tiger Lawyer vs. Legal Eagle - J.D. Coughlan
Apologies for the lateness.
Panel 1: Courtroom. Tiger Lawyer stands from his desk and points a finger, angrily.
TIGER LAWYER: Objection!
TIGER LAWYER: The prosecution is treating my witness aggressively, with no cause!
Panel 2: Legal Eagle, an anthropomorphic eagle in a suit, at the witness stand (there is an ordinary man sitting there), checking his nails casually.
LEGAL EAGLE: Sigh. I would expect such lack of foresight from a land animal.
LEGAL EAGLE: I can already see the direction this case is heading in, and see no reason to beat around the bush.
Panel 3: Tiger Lawyer, hands on hips, looking smug, yet still annoyed.
TIGER LAWYER: Typical bird; in and out quickly, no mettle for the in-between. Not tiger enough for the real fight.
Panel 4: Long horizontal panel. Split-screen of a close-up of both Tiger Lawyer and Legal Eagle's eyes. Squinting at each other with constrained primal rage.
Panel 5: The weary Judge. Rolling his eyes.
Panel 6: Legal Eagle leaping through the air towards Tiger Lawyer, already in an attack pose.
LEGAL EAGLE: (Large) IT'S ON!
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