Friday, February 15, 2013
The Superior Spider-Man in "Too Many Body-Swaps!" - J.D. Coughlan
In the style of the Silver Age.
Panel 1: Full-page spread. An evil villain lair. Assembled are, our hero-villain, SSM, of course, as well as (in appearance, at least) Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, and Hawkeye. For simplicity's sake, each character will be referred to by who they look like. Thor is admiring his body, Captain America flamboyantly gestures, Iron Man stands with fists on hips, Spider-Man clutches his head in annoyance, and Hawkeye raises a finger, as if to ask a question.
THOR: I must say, Dr. Octopus, you may finally have had a good idea! Taking control of my brother's body -- why didn't I think of it first?
CPT. AMERICA: Bah! I, the Red Skull, have been possessing the bodies of others for decades, Loki! 'Tis a mere trifle to me!
IRON MAN: Doom concurs; this is but a trivial advantage. What are we supposed to accomplish now?
SPIDER-MAN: No, no, no, no, no! You're all ruining my fun!
HAWKEYE: Um, I actually am Hawkeye, so...
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