Panel 1 - SNOOPY sitting on his dog house at his typewriter.
CAPTION: It was a dark and stormy night.
Panel 2 - Crime Alley. THOMAS WAYNE steps in front of his wife MARTHA and young son BRUCE, as JOE CHILL shoots him in the stomach.
CAPTION: Suddenly, a shot rang out!
Panel 3 - GREEN ARROW kicks open a door, arrow nocked in his bow, as BLACK CANARY lets loose a sonic scream, blowing everything back.
CAPTION - A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Panel 4 - PSYCHO-PIRATE on a Carnival cruise ship, laughing as everyone panics. WONDER WOMAN swings in from behind from her golden lasso.
CAPTION: Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!
Panel 5 - On Apokolips, hundreds of HUNGER DOGS worship a giant statue of DARKSEID.
CAPTION: While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury.
Panel 6 - Looking up, high above the roof of a barn and silo, a young CLARK KENT launches into a clear blue sky like a streak.
CAPTION: Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Panel 7 - Back to SNOOPY on his dog house at his typewriter, still typing away.
SNOOPY (thought balloon): Still classic, but next time, I'm working with Stan Lee...