Saturday, March 16, 2013
Rainbow Dash - All the Bronies in the House - R.A.Wonsowski
Panel 1 - Night, my kitchen. ME, staring blankly into the screen of my laptop. I have a blank, worried look on my face, my fingers poised above the keyboard.
Panel 2 - Same as above, but RAINBOW DASH is now peering over my shoulder at my computer screen. One of her eyebrows is arched in curiosity.
Panel 3 - Same P.O.V., but RAINBOW DASH is mildly annoyed at ME.
RAINBOW DASH: Are you kidding me? You can't think of ANYTHING?!?
ME: You're not helping.
Panel 4 - Same as above, except RAINBOW DASH is smacking ME up the backside of my head in disgust. I cringe.
RAINBOW DASH: I swear to Applejack, this has been happening to you wa-ay too often lately...
Panel 5 - Same as Panel 3. A 9-inch tall, chain-smoking TRUTH-SAYING BASTARD SPIDEY walks across the kitchen table to talk to ME and RAINBOW DASH.
TSBS: Remember Pokemon week? How many times have we done the bowel-disruptor gag now?
RAINBOW DASH: (pointing at TSBS) He gets a bowel-disruptor? Where's MY bowel-disruptor?!?
Panel 6 - Same as above, but my head is in my hands as a tiny KRYPTO floats around my head. RAINBOW DASH looks even angrier at ME,.
KRYPTO: He cribbed my script from an old Peanuts strip last week...
RAINBOW DASH: You cribbed the Schulz?!?
Panel 7 - Same as above, but I'm dragging my fingers down my face, pulling down the bags under my eyes in exasperation. A 12-inch tall SAMMY HAGAR THOR (see comments at http://www.thought-balloons.com/2012/04/why-mjolnir.html ), lightning crackling from his guitar, lands on the kitchen table.
SAMMY HAGAR THOR: You haven't even brought me up in a year. I got better things to do than wait on your silly @$$.
ME: Oh for the luvva...
Panel 8 - DR. DINOSAUR and DEADPOOL, who is pointing at RAINBOW DASH happily surprised, walk in as I get up and walk out. Everyone is talking after me as I go.
DR. DINOSAUR: We can help you.
ME: I'm out...
DEADPOOL: Hey, it's Rainbow Dash! I'm your biggest Brony!
RAINBOW DASH: (calling worriedly after me over her shoulder) RA-A-Y!?!