Because it's Wrestlemania.
Since March 31, 1985, it's been the showcase of the immortals, where champions become legends, underdogs beat the odds to reach the heights of victory, and the Deadman rises to challenge the living once more. It's the show of shows, the most extravagant night of them all. And it's a week from today. It's bombast and grandeur and hype and spectacle on an epic scale. So lace up your boots and start up the music, it's Wrestlemania week, and if you're interested in joining in, we welcome your submissions in the comment section below.