Friday, May 17, 2013

Conan: Innovator of Violence - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: Conan writes, pensive, in a sort of ancient version of a notepad with whatever barbarians use to write with, charred bits of enemy or whatever.

Caption(Conan): IN MY TRAVELS, I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH GANGS OF MULTIPLE SWORDSMEN. THESE GANGS HAVE BECOME DULL OF LATE, SO I HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH DIFFERENT WAYS OF SWORDFIGHTING AS I DISPATCH THEM.

I SEEM TO HAVE CREATED A NEW STYLE THAT WILL FOREVER CHANGE THE WAY SWORDFIGHTING IS DONE.

Panel 2: We see over Conan's shoulder and see what he has in his notepad. It is a stick figure Conan with 2 swords in each hand, one in his mouth, and one sticking out from his bum. Conan is thinking.

Caption(Conan): HRMMM, MAYBE I CAN FIT DAGGERS IN THE NOSTRILS.

4 comments:

  1. Funny take on typical over-the-top warrior type characters like Conan. Good builg-up too. Using just the drawing rather than the real thing adds to the humour too.

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  2. It doesn't entirely make sense, but I still find a lot of humor from the imagery you have here.

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  3. This would totally work as a Groo script.

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