Thursday, August 1, 2013
Adventure Time - Misadventure - J.D. Coughlan
Four wide horizontal panels.
Panel 1: Finn and Jake's kitchen. Finn is pouring himself a bowl of boring, sensible cereal while Jake sits at the table reading a newspaper.
JAKE: You see this? Public transport tax is going up.
FINN: Tch. Terrible.
Panel 2: Jake lowers the paper slightly as Finn sits at the table with his cereal.
JAKE: And what are they gonna do to improve the conditions of buses and trains? Nothing, of course.
Panel 3: Finn casually takes a spoonful of cereal as Jake looks off into the distance thoughtfully.
FINN: Anyway, have you given any more thought about what colour to paint the den?
JAKE: Oh, uh... Burnt amber? Although I am fond of the butterscotch.
Panel 4: A more photorealistic style. The writers of Adventure Time, including creator Pendleton Ward, sit in front of a TV displaying the previous scene. They all look bored.
WARD: Yeah, we should only write this while high.
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The author wishes to express that he is in no way condoning drug use as a creative aid, regardless of the thousands of examples of classics produced under the influence. Please write responsibly, no matter how boring it is. Or whatever, man, I ain't gonna tell you what to do.