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Nick Fury stands in a cargo bay inside the helicarrier. He holds a
crowbar by his side. In the other hand he holds a clip board. On the clipboard
we see a delivery manifest. Fury is, as ever, furious, grinding a stubby cigar
in his teeth.
A manual labourer in a Shield-branded jumpsuit stands in front of
him, intimidated.
Hundreds of Shield-branded coffin-sized crates are being loaded and
stacked in the BKG. More workers in Sheild jumpsuits oversee this operation, operating
forklifts, cranes and trolleys.
Three of the crates lie open near fury. One flat on the ground and
two upright. Packing foam litters the floor. Most of the foam packing has
fallen from the upright crates to reveal Life Model Decoys of Agent Coulson.
Amongst the packing foam on the ground we see a booklet that reads “Life Model
Decoy. Instruction Manual.”
Fury: I am not signing for these.
Ha! Pretty funny one-page joke. Somewhere out there, there's an army of Coulsons... Thank God they're on our side.
ReplyDeleteI am amazed at what you managed to assemble here, with a joke that basically runs off six simple words backed by a single splash page.
ReplyDeleteGreat job with this one.
Oh man, this is so great. My favourite of the week.
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