(If none of this makes any sense to you, think “Iowa State”.)
Panel 1: A group of MARLOCKS (no reference, but they’re a bunch of aliens with some kind of Technicolor skin, and these ones are built athletically) stand triumphant over their fallen sports foes.
NURTZ (1): MUAH HA!
NURTZ (2): Once again, we reign supreme! Now let us destroy this region of the planet and move on to the next pathetic sector!
Panel 2: NURTZ and the other MARLOCKS look off-panel.
CLINT BARTON: Not yet, you don’t.
NURTZ: Who dares?!
Panel 3: Large panel, featuring a heroic lineup of HAWKEYE (CLINT BARTON), HAWKEYE (KATE BISHOP), HAWKPOOL (DEADPOOL in a Hawkeye-esque costume), MAN-HAWK (A lawyer friendly version of HAWKMAN – made up specifically for this page - with a Hawkeye-esque costume), IRON HAWK (IRON MAN with HAWKEYE-themed armor), SPIDER-HAWK (Hawkeye-themed SPIDER-MAN), and HAWK (version of FALCON).
KATE BISHOP: We dare.
NURTZ: Who are you supposed to be?
KATE BISHOP: Us? We’re Hawkeyes.
SPIDER-HAWK: (Deemphasized/downplayed) This is so stupid.
HAWKPOOL: (Downplayed/Deemphasized) Quiet, Hawk-bug.
Panel 4: NURTZ looks off to the side to a referee who, aside from being sort of terrified by what all has been happening, has his shoulders in a massive shrug and his arms spread out – he clearly doesn’t have the slightest clue on how to make any kind of ruling on this most recent turn of events.