Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Simpsons - PSA - R.A. Wonsowski

Panel 1 - Ext. Springfield Power Plant.  Our p.o.v. is on the ground, looking up at MR. BURNS and SMITHERS in the office balcony; MR. BURNS is addressing his employees.  We are standing behind HOMER, LENNY, and CARL.

MR. BURNS:  ...and so, to avoid Obamacare altogether, all full-time employees are hereby fired...

HOMER:  D'oh!!

LENNY:  You suck, Burns!

CARL:  (to nearby coworkers) ...without the courtesy of a reach-around...

Panel 2 - same as Panel 1.

MR. BURNS:  ...to be RE-hired to work TWO part-time shifts, beginning today...

HOMER:  D'oh!!

LENNY:  You suck, Burns!

CARL:  (to CARL) ...wait, what?

OFF-PANEL:  Has this happened to you?

Panel 3:  same as above, but the crowd has turned to see, now foreground, TROY MCCLURE enter from the side.

TROY:  Hi, I'm Troy McClure.  You might remember me from such comedies as "Hot High School Ramadan" and the third season of the Simpsons. 

TROY:  And scenes like the one we see here are becoming even stupider, thanks to Obamacare.

Panel 4 - same as Panel 3, except TROY has been joined by charming waif, TIMMY.

TIMMY:  Gee, Mr. McClure, how did the Affordable Health Care Act become such a debacle?

TROY:  Well, Timmy, the complete hash of misunderstandings are the fault of one man at the White House...

Panel 5 - a smiling TROY MCCLURE holds up an 8 by 10 glossy of Press Secretary JAY CARNEY.

TROY:  ...professional shill and presidential apologist, Jay Carney.

TROY:  That's C-A-R-N-E-Y, the most punchable face in America!

Panel 6 - LENNY and CARL are holding down Press Secretary JAY CARNEY, now sporting a black eye and missing a tooth, while HOMER punches him in the stomach.  TIMMY shakes grinning TROY's hand.

CARL:  (smiling) Say, this is fun!

TIMMY: Gee, Mr. McClure, thanks!

TROY:  No problem, Timmy.  Now, go kill that messenger!

CAPTION:  Paid for by Canadian Health Services and the British Medical Tourism Board.

3 comments:

  1. The best part about this is that you've used the advantage of the comic medium vs if it were written for a TV show to use the character absolutely best suited to drive the script whereas he'd be unavailable otherwise.

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    1. Of all the characters on the Simpsons, as much as I love Krusty, Troy McClure is my favourite. We lost a great wealth of comedy when Phil Hartman died. No matter how far off the reservation the show gets these days, all I need is a Troy McClure educational film to get me laughing again.

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