Panel One: Boomerang getting trounced by a variety of superheroes: Spider-Man, Iron Man, Deadpool, Iron Fist, and even a few jobber-level heroes.
Cap(Boomerang): HERE IN AMERICA, THE NAME BOOMERANG DOESN'T STRIKE FEAR AS MUCH AS AMUSEMENT. YOU CAN GUESS WHY.
Panel 2: A news broadcast of the newest incarnation of the Sinister Six klutzing up another job, with the headline "NOT-SO-SINISTER SIX?"
Cap(Boomerang): HELL, EVEN MY TEAM IS THE POOREST MAN'S SUPER-STABLE.
Panel 3: Fred Myers, aka Boomerang, in civilian garb, about to board a plane.
Cap(Boomerang): BUT EVEN WHEN I FEEL AS USELESS AS CAPTAIN AMERICA'S PERSONAL TRAINER, I CAN STILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT ONE THING.
Panel 4: Boomerang's booth at VilCon Sydney, Australia's premier supervillain and supervillain fan convention. It is swarmed with adoring fans yearning to get a picture with the man himself.
Cap(Boomerang): I'M ALWAYS APPRECIATED DOWN HERE.