Friday, December 13, 2013

Bob's Burgers - Breaking News - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: Bob is writing today's special, the "Burging Hammer: Kobashi-style Beef Burg with extra hot sauce" on the board.

Panel 2: Jon Benjamin, from Jon Benjamin Has A Van, walks intently into the shop with his crew, as he talks to the camera.

Jon: WE'RE HERE IN BOB'S BURGERS, A LOCAL HAMBURGER SHOP, TO ASK THE PROPRIETOR WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT THE WAR IN SYRIA.

Panel 3: Gene and Louise run in and start goofing off for the camera as Jon Benjamin points his microphone into Bob's face.

Bob: WHAT? WHAT IS THIS?

Jon: WAR IN SYRIA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Panel 4: Bob shrugs as Gene and Louise keep messing around. Jon's expression stays the same.

Bob: UH, I DUNNO. PROBABLY PRETTY HARSH FOR THE SYRIANS, I GUESS.

Panel 5: Bob stares awkwardly into the camera, as Jon keeps staring at him and Gene and Louise keep mugging.

NO COPY

Panel 6: Bob, noticably anxious, starts to talk to Jon.

Bob: SO, WHAT, ARE WE DONE HERE? I HAVE THINGS TO DO. BURGERS NEED TO BE EATEN. BY PEOPLE.

1 comment:

  1. Excellent crossover, in the vein of the Bob's/Archer one :)

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