PANEL 1: GORDON RAMSEY stands in the doorway leading to the kitchen of BOB’S BURGERS. He has a look of solid disgust on his face as BOB stands behind him with an ignorant look of happy anticipation.
PANEL 2: RAMSEY turns around to face BOB.
RAMSEY (1): What the &^#% am I supposed to be looking at?
BOB: It’s the kitchen.
RAMSEY (2): No, this #$*% place is a %*&$# waste of space!
PANEL 3: BOB has a blank look of shock as RAMSEY berates BOB over his restaurant.
RAMSEY (1): To call this place a 0-bit greasy &%#*$ spoon would be an insult to 0-bit greasy spoons!
RAMSEY (2): I have never seen a worse %*^@$ restaurant in all my *%@&# life! And do you have any idea how many &%#@^ restaurants I’ve seen in all my life?
BOB: A lot of them?
RAMSEY (3): A lot ^%*$# more than a lot of them!
PANEL 4: BOB picks up a burger from nearby. RAMSEY is not impressed.
BOB (1): You haven’t even tasted the food yet.
RAMSEY (1): I can *%^&$ taste it from here.
RAMSEY (2): You know what it tastes like? It tastes like $#*^!
BOB (2): You must have really powerful tastebuds if you can taste food without eating it.
PANEL 5: We see the “Burger of the Day” sign as RAMSEY points out over his shoulder from the kitchen. The sign reads “Waffilling Station” Burger – Burger served on a Waffle bun.
RAMSEY: I would’t even have to $#&%* taste it, not when this place thinks that using the worst %&#@ puns as a %$&# sales gimmick is a good idea!
PANEL 6: The three Belcher kids – TINA, GENE, and LOUISE – are watching the scene from behind a counter.
TINA: Wow, he’s even more vicious in real life.
LOUISE: I like his energy and take-no-nonsense attitude!