Splash Page - Setting: the cave lair of the KRAMPUS. Foreground, the KRAMPUS is locked in combat with a powered-up SANTA CLAUS, who is wreathed in Christmas light-like Kirby crackle. In the background, LUKE CAGE is leading the captive CHILDREN to the cave mouth exit as IRON FIST smashes open another prison pen, next to a gigantic Simonson-esque bone-pulverizing, bread-making machine.
IRON FIST: Hurry, Luke! Get the kids to the sleigh!
CAPTION: It's a Cruel Yule in the Mighty Marvel Manner! The Heroes for Hire in an epic battle between Naughty and Nice, In a Xmas tale we hadta call...
TITLE: LUKE CAGE'S SSSSSSSWEET CHRISTMAS SONG!
CAPTION: a Wonsowski-Aja joint.