Friday, January 10, 2014

Batmobile - War Zone - Niel Jacoby

Panel 1: shot of the arena at a mid-to-late-1998 episode of Monday Night Raw. Mr. McMahon and Two-Face are standing in the ring together, shaking hands.

Caption(JR): BAH GAWD, I THOUGHT VINCE MCMAHON COULDN'T GET ANY LOWER, AND NOW HE'S GONE AND PAIRED UP WITH THE CLOSEST THING TO PURE EVIL YOU CAN GET! WHAT A DISGRACE!

Caption(King): AW PIPE DOWN, JR, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T HAVE A SUIT AS NICE AS MR. DENT'S!

Panel 2: Close on Dent and Mr. McMahon talking in the ring.

Two-Face: WITH BOTH OUR RESOURCES POOLED, I CAN FINALLY TAKE CARE OF THAT MEDDLESOME BATMAN-

McMahon: AND I CAN GET RID OF THAT BALD NUISANCE AUSTIN ONCE AND FOR ALL! WHY, IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TR-

Panel 3: Same angle as last panel, Two-Face and Mr.McMahon look, startled, towards the entrance ramp. We cannot actually see the entrance ramp yet.

SFX: KRSSSSSSH!

Panel 4: Shot of the entrance ramp, as the Batmobile drives in. Robin is at the wheel, as Batman is busy standing on top of the Batmobile with Steve Austin. Both men have cans of beer. Steve Austin is wearing his Smoking Skull championship http://i72.servimg.com/u/f72/11/62/35/25/o_belt10.jpg, and we can see that utility belt pouches have been added onto it. Batman and Stone Cold have microphones.

Caption(JR): STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AND THE CAPED CRUSADER HIMSELF HAVE JUST DRIVEN INTO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

Caption(King): AW, DAMMIT, I THOUGHT AUSTIN WAS GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME!

Batman: TWO-FACE, YOUR DAYS OF CRIME ARE THROUGH- AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!

Austin: 'CAUSE STONE COLD-

Batman: -AND THE BATMAN-

Austin and Batman in unison: -SAID SO!

SFX: Austin's music is playing loudly behind them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg

Inset panel: Batman and Austin bash their beer cans together in celebration.

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