Setting: interior, the Batcave.
Panel 1 - BATMAN slips into the driver's seat of the Batmobile, settling into the seat, ready for action.
Panel 2 - Interior Batmobile, BATMAN turns the ignition on the Batmobile.
Panel 3 - Same as Panel 2, except the radio blasts full volume, BATMAN cringes in pain at the blaring noise as he tries to cover his ears
BATMOBILE RADIO: RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AH-AH!! ROMA-ROMA-MAMAA!! GA-GA-OOHLALA!!
Panel 4 - Same as Panel 3, but now BATMAN just looks extremely annoyed.
BATMOBILE RADIO: CAN'T READ MY - CAN'T READ MY - NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE!!!
Panel 5 - BATMAN is now standing outside the idling Batmobile in the cave. He's growling, fists clenched, in annoyed anger at ALFRED, who is standing proudly at attention, holding a feather duster and sporting a black Lady Gaga lightning bolt over his right eye.
ALFRED: It's true, Master Wayne. I admit it, I am one of her..."Little Monsters"
BATMAN: I don't care, just turn it back down when you're done!!
Very funny piece, I can imagine an artist having fun with Batman's facial expressions, but I think the dialogue ruins it. It would be a much funnier "silent" page.ReplyDelete