(4 Panels)
Panel 1: A picture of a SUPERDICKERY-style SUPERMAN comic
book cover featuring SUPERMAN being, well, a jerk in some manner related to him
basically ruling the world. If possible, the name ‘Stangeland’ and that of some
artist should be included. It looks like the cover is being held by SUPERMAN,
but all we can see is part of his hand.
SUPERMAN: (Off Panel) You think this is funny?
MK STANGELAND JR: (Off Panel) …
Panel 2: Similar to PANEL 1 with another comic book
cover in the same style, being held by the same person in their other hand.
SUPERMAN: (Off Panel) DO YOU?!
MK STANGELAND JR: (Off Panel) Y-Yes! Yes I DO!
Panel 3: MK STANGELAND JR. is falling out of the sky.
He looks absolutely TERRIFIED. SUPERMAN is flying downwards next to him, and
looks like he’s standing upside down with his arms crossed in front of his
chest as he goes.
MK STANGELAND JR.: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
SUPERMAN: Still think it’s funny?
Panel 4: Similar to PANEL 3, but SUPERMAN looks
angrier in this panel.
MK STANGELAND JR.: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
SUPERMAN: Why aren’t you LAUGHING, FUNNYMAN?!
(END PAGE)
Wow, when you do meta, you go dark. And yet that last panel's dialogue is so you, I couldn't help but chuckle. Reminds me of when Bill Hicks would tell Jesus jokes, and someone would get offended; his response was " Then forgive me."
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to see what you consider Superdickery. Something tells me that would have sent this right over the top.
Neat script that hit the sweet spot. Cool stuff, Mr. Funnyman ha ha...