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Towering above the highest skyscrapers stands a titanic PS4, gleaming in the light.
Atop this monolith - Donkey Kong.
He holds a Nintendo 3DS in one hand. With his other arm he flings a Wii remote at:
The Mario Bros. circle in biplanes, firing mushrooms from twin cannons.
CAP: Donkey Kong stages a protest against Nintendo's refusal to develop games for other platforms.
CAP: Ever the company men, the Mario Bros. are on P.R. damage control.