Panel 1: Lego Batman is chasing Lego Joker through his lair.
Joker: HAHAHAHAHA, CAPED CHUMP! YOU'RE NOT CATCHING THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME THIS EASILY!
Panel 2: Close on Lego Batman, as he smirks in triumph.
Batman: OH YEAH? ROBIN! ACTIVATE THE BAT-ADHESIVE!
Panel 3: Robin pops out from behind a statue of Joker, and spurts a decidedly non-Lego superglue in Joker's path.
Joker: SUFFERIN' PSYCHOPATHS! I'M RUINED!
Panel 4: Batman and Robin stand with Commissioner Gordon as Joker tries in vain to move.
Gordon: YOU'VE DONE WELL, BATMAN, BUT WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET JOKER UNSTUCK SO WE CAN LOAD HIM INTO THE JAIL WAGON.
Inset panel: Batman deep in thought.
Batman: I MAY JUST HAVE AN IDEA...
Panel 5: A police helicpter begins to lift the segment of Joker's lair that he is superglued to, with Lego bars placed around him. Joker is ticked.
Caption: AND YET AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE!
The whole thing is just gleefully playful. This is the kind of thing that would get a young kid to become a new comic reader in a heartbeat. You really tap in to that child's mindset of what's fun.
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