Full Splash: The Rat Queens(HANNAH, BETTY, DEE, and VIOLET), as humans, are sitting around a large table, with character sheets before them, sullenly rolling dice. The GM, KURTIS, is waiting behind his GM screen for them to finish.
HANNAH: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. WE HAVE TO ROLL NEW CHARACTERS, JUST BECAUSE DEE COULDN'T KEEP FROM PULLING A DUMB LEVER?
KURTIS: HEY, SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT THROUGH. NOT LIKE THE DUNGEON WOULDN'T HAVE BOOBY TRAPS.
CAPTION: A SUDDEN TUMBLE--AND FRIENDSHIPS MAY BE DASHED AT THE BOTTOM! WHAT LIES IN STORE FOR THE ALL-NEW RAT QUEENS WHEN ROCKS FALL, AND EVERYONE DIES?
I genuinely laughed out loud at the final part of this.
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