Friday, May 9, 2014

4th Year Anniversary - War Of Northern Aggression - Niel Jacoby

Full Splash: Commander JASON WILLIAMS parachutes into the ruins of Washington DC. On the ground we can see troops, APCs, and tanks, all bearing the familiar symbol of the maple leaf.

CAP(Williams): THERE HADN'T BEEN AN INVASION OF US SOIL SINCE 1812. SOME OF US THOUGHT THERE NEVER WOULD BE AGAIN. BUT NOT ALL.

CAP(Williams): SOME THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE RUSSIANS, SOME THE CHINESE. SOME EVEN THOUGHT THE UN WOULD TEAM UP WITH THE SECRET MUSLIM CALIPHATE AND THE ILLUMINATI-TRAINED NORTH KOREAN COMMU-FASCISTS.

CAP(Williams): (WELL, MORE LIKE ONE GUY WHO WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT)

CAP(Williams): BUT NONE OF US EXPECTED IT TO BE THE CANADIANS.
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2 comments:

  1. MK Stangeland Jr.May 9, 2014 at 6:39 PM

    Weird Al spoke the truth - we should have struck first while we had the chance!

    :^P

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  2. American Zombie (R. A. Wonsowski)May 10, 2014 at 10:58 PM

    I sense a future of ham-like bacon and Molson's Golden. Count me in, Niel!

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