Full Splash: Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are driving down the highway, full blast, as a Decepticon police car trails them.
Optimus: BUMBLEBEE, DISTRACT HIM! WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS TRUCKLOAD OF ENERGON AND COORS LIGHT OVER STATE LINES BY NIGHTFALL!
Bumblebee: ROGER THAT, OPTIMUS!
Caption: CROOKED COP BEHIND THEM, 100 MILES OF HIGHWAY IN FRONT OF THEM!
CAN OPTIMUS AND BUMBLEBEE GET A TRUCKLOAD OF ENERGON TO AUTOBOT HQ IN TIME?
I appreciate you going for the gag, but this one didn't do it for me sorry.
ReplyDeleteI'm half expecting a plot twist where the cop is secretly a Decepticon.
ReplyDeleteI'm also wondering how Coors Light fits into the Autobot's equation.