Friday, June 6, 2014

Optimus Prime - Optimus Crime - Niel Jacoby

Full Splash: Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are driving down the highway, full blast, as a Decepticon police car trails them.

Optimus: BUMBLEBEE, DISTRACT HIM! WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS TRUCKLOAD OF ENERGON AND COORS LIGHT OVER STATE LINES BY NIGHTFALL!

Bumblebee: ROGER THAT, OPTIMUS!

Caption: CROOKED COP BEHIND THEM, 100 MILES OF HIGHWAY IN FRONT OF THEM!
CAN OPTIMUS AND BUMBLEBEE GET A TRUCKLOAD OF ENERGON TO AUTOBOT HQ IN TIME?
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2 comments:

  1. Ben RosenthalJune 6, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    I appreciate you going for the gag, but this one didn't do it for me sorry.

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  2. MK Stangeland Jr.June 7, 2014 at 1:56 AM

    I'm half expecting a plot twist where the cop is secretly a Decepticon.

    I'm also wondering how Coors Light fits into the Autobot's equation.

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