Layout is 3 rows, 2 panels each. The setting is Paramount's "green screen" chroma key studio.
Panel 1- SHIA LABOEUF and MICHAEL BAY are sitting on folding chairs facing each other. BAY is flipping through pages on a clipboard, SHIA is leaning forward expectantly. OPTIMUS PRIME is sitting on his haunches in the background, mostly to fit him in the panel.
BAY: ...sorry, Shia, it's a done deal. You're out, Wahlberg's in.
PRIME: Is this the one on Blue Bloods?
Panel 2- SHIA is about to flip out, dragging his fingers down his face. BAY is talking to PRIME earnestly.
BAY: That's Donnie. Mark was the underwear-modeling Funky-Buncher.
PRIME: Your assessment is harsh. The Italian Job was entertaining...
SHIA: Aauugh! Guys...
Panel 3- SHIA is out of his chair, shouting arms wide at BAY, upset and hurt. PRIME regards it all as a bored spectator, begins to stand himself.
SHIA: You can't get rid of me! I'm your gateway character in this franchise!
SHIA: I represent the audience! I'm the Everyman!
Panel 4- SHIA is now standing on his chair, in the stance of a petulant child shouting at the sky. BAY looks bored. PRIME is now standing, and all we see is his legs.
SHIA: I am Everyman who dreams of having the coolest car, while the popular guys drive Honda minivans!
SHIA: I am Everyman who fantasizes about hot girls out of their league, but could be "the one" if they only had a chance!
Panel 5- BAY flinches and shields his eyes as SHIA and his chair explode in a sudden blast of pink laser fire from above.
Panel 6- PRIME is still standing, BAY is looking up at him as the ashes of SHIA and his chair spark and smolder.
PRIME: Sorry, Michael. "Everyman" was an asshole.
BAY: Did you learn nothing after the Megan Fox incident?!?