Friday, June 27, 2014

Spectacular Spider-Ham - At A Loss For Wordplay - Niel Jacoby

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Panel 1: Porker is in battle against The Buzzard, and has hit the winged wastrel with a web blast to the wing.

Porker: PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE NEXT TIME!

Panel 2: Porker is swinging away as the cops apprehend The Buzzard in the background.

Porker(thoughtballoon): PICK AT, NOT ON! HE'S A BUZZARD, PORKER, YOU PORCINE PUTZ!

Panel 3: Peter Porker swings into action against The Bull-Frog, evading a thrust of the Bull-Frog's tongue.

Caption: LATER THAT DAY...

Porker: WHAT'S THE MATTER...

Panel 4: Porker is lost in thought, and has absent-mindedly shot a web at a police officer.

Porker: UH... I GOT THIS... ER... NO, NEITHER OF US IS A CAT... DARNIT!

Panel 5: Porker is mouthing off to the King-Pig, who is puffing on his cigar in his office at his desk.

Porker: YOU MAY BE SMOKING THAT EXPENSIVE CIGAR NOW, BUT... BUT...

Porker: DON'T YOU MOVE, KINGPIG, IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE!

Panel 6: King-Pig smirks as Porker's entire body clenches in a fit of frustration and rage.

King-Pig: WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH ME, I'LL BE SMOKED HAM?

Porker(thoughtballoon): IF THAT DON'T JUST BEAT ALL! I'M NOT JUST PARALYZED WHEN IT COMES TO PUNS LATELY, BUT MY OPPONENTS ARE FINISHING THEM BEFORE I CAN! I SWEAR, IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A PIG SQUEALING MAD!

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