1 - The Rhino (who is a rhino) sits on the street, defeated. Spider-Ham has bent a steel beam around him like a rope, restraining the fallen villain. Spider-Ham stands nearby, delivering a zinger, which angers Rhino.
SPIDER-HAM: I know I've said it before, but you really should have thought twice before charging into that moniker.
2 - The Vulture (who is a vulture) hangs upside down by some Spider-Ham web from a lamppost, restrained. Spider-Ham sits atop the post, looking down at him and cracking wise.
SPIDER-HAM: I know you're a scavenger by trade, but you should have looked harder when searching for an appropriate epithet.
3 - Spider-Ham rides the Lizard (again: a lizard) like a cowboy on a bucking bronco in the sewers under the city. It's clear that Spider-Ham is going to come out on top of this confrontation.
SPIDER-HAM: Did the full scale of picking an appellation cause you to slither away in fear?
4 - The Chameleon (who - well, you probably get it by now) sits at a desk in an office, his hands webbed to the desk. Spider-Ham holds a mask that looks like a rabbit that he has clearly removed from the Chameleon.
SPIDER-HAM: For someone so keen on disguise, you sobriquet is mighty transparent, my friend.
5 - Spider-Ham dodges out of the way as the Jackal (you know the drill) throws a heavy looking object at him.
SPIDER-HAM: Was there a mix-up at the hospital? Have you ever checked to see whether your species might be listed as 'Bob'?
6 - Spider-Ham delivers a mean right hook to Beetle (you guessed it), which looks to be the last blow of this battle.
SPIDER-HAM: Does not having an imagination ever bug you?
7 - Scorpion (yep, him too) stands in an open hall - let's say a Community Centre of some variety. He stands at a table, signing a form of some variety. Many of the villains seen in these earlier panels can be sitting behind the table - they wear the bruises and blows that they've received from these previous encounters with Spider-Ham. Scorpion is in the midst of asking a question that he quickly realizes the answer to. The other villains look back at him, unimpressed. A large banner hangs on the wall behind them reading "Today: Sign-Ups for the League of Poorly Named Villains".
SCORPION (1): I'm all for the cause, but couldn't we have come up with a better na--
SCORPION (2): ...
SCORPION (3): Right.