Thursday, July 31, 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy - Bad Reputation - J.D. Coughlan
The Guardians must venture to the DSV (Department of Space Vehicles) to pay a fine on their spaceship. Upon entering, the crowd inside starts panicking, fearing the Guardians are there to rob/shoot-up the place.
Panel 1: Wide shot of the room, a drab office filled with various aliens running around screaming. The Guardians (movie line-up) stand at the entrance in the background. Quill rubs his temples in annoyance. Gamora looks disgusted. Drax is stone-faced. Rocket wields a giant gun. Groot is Groot.
QUILL: Oh jeez.
GAMORA: You said this would be simple.
DRAX: This is damaging my calm.
ALIEN 1: It's the Guardians of the Galaxy!
ALIEN 2: They're here to rob us!
Panel 2: Two shot of Quill and Rocket. Quill is annoyed, Rocket shrugs it off.
QUILL: I told you not to bring a gun. That is not helping our case.
ROCKET: You're just jealous of my massive weapon.
ROCKET: I'll settle this, ladies.
Panel 3: Rocket fires the giant gun into the air. Quill shields his face from the blasts.
SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM
ROCKET: Everybody shut their face and stay in place!
Panel 4: The aliens stop and stare at Rocket. They are now very nervous.
GROOT: I am Groot.
ROCKET: What he said.
QUILL: Okay, listen up. We don't want any trouble...
Panel 5: Close up of Quill as he holds up a wordy piece of paper.
QUILL: Does anyone know where we process a G44 form?
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