Friday, July 4, 2014

Moose Kid Comics - Ultimatum Force: The X-Bloodening - Niel Jacoby

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Panel 1: In normal Moose Kid artstyle, the WIZARD COUNCIL is plotting. One is irritated, the second is sullen, and the third is jumping about holding his hand up like he's trying to get the teacher's attention.

Wizard 1: NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, WHAT WE TRY, THAT MOOSE KID IS STILL HAPPY AS A CLAM!

Wizard 2: I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT HIM INTO A COMIC!

Wizard 3: OOH! OOH! I HAVE AN IDEA! HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT COMIC!

Panel 2: The WIZARD COUNCIL is huddled around a comic that WIZARD 3 is holding.

Wizard 1: DIABOLICAL!

Wizard 2: INGENIOUS!

Wizard 3: TOLD YA!

Panel 3: MOOSE KID has found himself in the middle of a gigantic superhero battle. He's still in his normal Moose Kid artstyle, but the rest is in a Jim Lee-esque, stereotypically modern DC artstyle. Tens of heroes with overbusy, dark costumes and permanent scowls are ripping each other's arms off and batting each other with them. The air is dense with caption boxes:

*MY PARENTS ARE DE-
*PUNISHMENT TIME! ALL THE CRIMINAL SCU-
*THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE, OUT TO DRA-
*-ND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

and so on and so forth.

Caption(Wizard): LET'S SEE MOOSE KID TRY TO ENJOY THIS! HAHAHA!

2 comments:

  1. How simply diabolically diabolical of you, sir.

    Even if I'm sure that Moose Kid will find a way.

    Maybe he'll be just what the comic needs to fix it!

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