Saturday, August 2, 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy - Mudered You - Arby Moay
Tight on a green-skinned cyclopean alien. He just got his brains blasted by one of Rocket's guns.
Rocket (OP): Blam! --
Quill (OP): --don't say it.
We are in a hallway, inside a ship. Peter Quill and Rocket Raccoon are hiding behind some rubble while two other green-skinned cyclops fire on them with blasters.
Rocket: What? Why?
Quill: It's kinda bad.
Rocket: "Bad"? Quill, it's a great catch phrase!
Quill: Debatable. But what I mean is that it kinda implies that we're here to murder these guys--
Rocket: --I am here to murder these guys!
Same. Gamora has just dropped behind the aliens.
Quill: --instead of saving the Draekkarian dignitaries.
Rocket: What's the difference?
Quill: Well, one implies that we're heroes, the other implies that we're criminals.
Same. Gamora beheads the two aliens with one swoop of a sword.
Rocket: Quill, I am a criminal! --
Rocket: --and so are you!
Quill: No, I'm--Well, yeah we are. But that's not--
Quill: It's not--
Same. Gamora stands before Quill and Rocket. Quill looks up at her.
Quill: Alright. We'll continue our discussion on the next hallway full of baddies.