Panel 1: The all new GHOST RIDER
holds a Christmas stocking in one hand. In his other hand he is holding a book
up to the light so that he can see the title
GHOST RIDER: “Zen and the
Art of Motorcycle Maintenance”. Sigh.
Panel 2: THE SCARLET WITCH holds
her Christmas stocking in one hand and examines a piece of paper she has drawn
from it.
THE SCARLET WITCH: A gift
subscription to Ancestry.com.
Panel 3: THE SILVER SURFER holds a
Christmas stocking in one hand while staring at a small circular tin he holds
in the other.
THE SILVER SURFER: What
is “Sex Wax”?
Panel 4: ROCKET RACCOON has his Christmas
stocking thrown over one shoulder. He holds up his arms to display a tiny
potted BABY GROOT, its arms outstretched in happiness. Rocker is smiling
widely.
Panel 5: The All-New Captain
America (Sam Wilson) is holding up his stocking. It has been stuffed with a
giant, very familiar, disc shape.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: No idea
what THIS could be.
Panel 6: THANOS is holding his
Christmas stocking and frowning in disappointment. In his other hand he holds
up a pair of mittens.
THANOS: Not quite.
I can't say I get all the jokes here, but I like the ones I do get, especially Rocker/Rocket's little Groot and Thanos' disappointment of a gift. "Infinity Mittens" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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