Panel 1: Night. SQUIRREL GIRL leaps across the rooftops of NEW YORK, followed closely behind by her loyal assistant, TIPPY-TOE.
TIPPY-TOE: Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na…
SQUIRREL GIRL: SQUIRREL GIRL!
Panel 2: SQUIRREL GIRL and TIPPY-TOE stand on a rooftop overlooking a CANDY FACTORY.
SQUIRREL GIRL: There it is! The scene of the crime!
TIPPY-TOE: But what fiends would dare rob a place like a Candy Factory?
Panel 3: SQUIRREL GIRL and TIPPY-TOE leap off the rooftop. Panel angles upwards for atmosphere.
Panel 4: SQUIRREL GIRL and TIPPY-TOE look in through a skylight into the factory. The panel looks upwards away from the insides of the factory to look both of them in the face. SQUIRREL GIRL looks noticeably distressed.
SQUIRREL GIRL (1): GASP!
SQUIRREL GIRL (2): I never imagined such a day might come!
TIPPY-TOE: What is it?
SQUIRREL GIRL (3): They’re my one true weakness!
Panel 5: Inside the factory, where we see what has distressed SQUIRREL GIRL so. The FACTORY is being robbed by supervillain babies – they’re clearly babies, but outfitted to look like super criminals who know exactly what they’re doing.
SQUIRREL GIRL: BABIES!