Panel 1- LINK walking through the forest, sword over his shoulder. The sun is shining, and he waves to us cheerfully.
LINK: Hi, I'm Link. And like Jack Bauer on "24", you may have noticed I don't go to the bathroom.
Panel 2- LINK holds the Tri-Force up to us triumphantly.
LINK: Thanks to Tri-Force.
Panel 3- is a...
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