(5 Panels)
Panel 1: REED RICHARDS and SPIDER-MAN are in REED
RICHARDS lab.
RICHARDS (1): Victor may be a terrible person, but he has my
pity.
RICHARDS (2): It truly is sad that he’s so devoted his mind
to such selfish pursuits.
Panel 2: SPIDER-MAN and DEADPOOL – SPIDER-MAN is
sitting on top of a light pole eating a hot dog, while DEADPOOL is hanging from
a web wedgie.
SPIDER-MAN (1): I’m not sure what to think.
SPIDER-MAN (2): We all know what kind of guy Dr. Doom is,
but here’s Reed talking about how he pities the man and how sad it all is.
DEADPOOL: (Yellow Text
Box) I think I’m starting to ride up here.
DEADPOOL (2): (Yellow
Text Box) Well, more ride up.
Panel 3: DEADPOOL and LOKI – LOKI has a miniaturized
DEADPOOL trapped inside a snow globe. DEADPOOL is dressed up to look like LOKI.
DEADPOOL (1): So then, he tells me how sad Mr. Fantastic
thinks Dr. Doom is and how pitiful the whole situation is.
DEADPOOL (2): (Yellow
Text Box) Did I get that backwards?
DEADPOOL (3): (Yellow
Text Box) I think I got that backwards.
Panel 4: DR. DOOM in front of a large computer array,
the likes of which you classically find inside of mad scientist and evil
villain lairs. LOKI appears on the largest screen.
DR. DOOM (1): WHO DARES CALL DOOM!?
DR. DOOM (2): And how did you get this number?!
LOKI (1): Hello, Victor.
LOKI (2): I thought you might like to hear that Reed
Richards has been talking smack about how sad and pitiful you are.
LOKI (3): Though I think we both knew that
already.
Panel 5: Close up on DR. DOOM, in a classic ‘hands up
in the air as he shouts in anger’ pose.
DR. DOOM: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!
(END PAGE)
Haha. Lovely game of telephone here, with some choice lines by Spidey and Doom (the "how did you get this number?" follow-up brought a smile to my face).
ReplyDeleteBest game of Telephone ever! Panels 4 and 5 are absolutely spot on, just begging for some classic line work like from Buscema or Simonson. Too fun!
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