Panel 1: REED RICHARDS and SPIDER-MAN are in REED RICHARDS lab.
RICHARDS (1): Victor may be a terrible person, but he has my pity.
RICHARDS (2): It truly is sad that he’s so devoted his mind to such selfish pursuits.
Panel 2: SPIDER-MAN and DEADPOOL – SPIDER-MAN is sitting on top of a light pole eating a hot dog, while DEADPOOL is hanging from a web wedgie.
SPIDER-MAN (1): I’m not sure what to think.
SPIDER-MAN (2): We all know what kind of guy Dr. Doom is, but here’s Reed talking about how he pities the man and how sad it all is.
DEADPOOL: (Yellow Text Box) I think I’m starting to ride up here.
DEADPOOL (2): (Yellow Text Box) Well, more ride up.
Panel 3: DEADPOOL and LOKI – LOKI has a miniaturized DEADPOOL trapped inside a snow globe. DEADPOOL is dressed up to look like LOKI.
DEADPOOL (1): So then, he tells me how sad Mr. Fantastic thinks Dr. Doom is and how pitiful the whole situation is.
DEADPOOL (2): (Yellow Text Box) Did I get that backwards?
DEADPOOL (3): (Yellow Text Box) I think I got that backwards.
Panel 4: DR. DOOM in front of a large computer array, the likes of which you classically find inside of mad scientist and evil villain lairs. LOKI appears on the largest screen.
DR. DOOM (1): WHO DARES CALL DOOM!?
DR. DOOM (2): And how did you get this number?!
LOKI (1): Hello, Victor.
LOKI (2): I thought you might like to hear that Reed Richards has been talking smack about how sad and pitiful you are.
LOKI (3): Though I think we both knew that already.
Panel 5: Close up on DR. DOOM, in a classic ‘hands up in the air as he shouts in anger’ pose.
DR. DOOM: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!