Panel 1: Standing to one side of the panel is a variation of ST. VALENTINE, wielding a cupid-style bow, and with a quiver full of cupid-style arrows on his back. He looks a just a bit distressed and confused.
On the other side of the page is GRUMPY CAT, sitting on the ground, the cat’s body facing away from ST. VALENTINE but looking over the shoulder towards him. Lying on the ground around the cat is a number of bent cupid-style arrows, failed attempts to stick the cat with a love arrow.
GRUMPY CAT: (Thought Balloon) No.
(Admittedly, it’s a weak connection to St. Valentine itself, but sometimes you go with what you got.)