So I had this wild thought--what if the various media interpretations of Superman and Batman--movie, classic, and Lego (because did you see that Lego Batman trailer? That looks fun!)--and tackled the same problem. How would each save Jimmy Olsen from Brainiac. So I merged all three into one story.
PAGE ONE: This isn’t going to be easy on us
especially since we’re going to be using the variations of Batman and Superman
over the years. We’re going to tease all of them on this page.
1.1: We’re going to open on LEGO BATMAN as he comes home from patrol.
Imagine the BATCAVE set in pristine Lego glory. The BATWING lands on a launch
pad in the cave. Red lights, a computer, and various other things switch on.
COMPUTER [Unattached]: Welcome
home, Master Wayne.
1.2: Cutting away
to MODERN BATMAN—Batfleck—jumping out of the jet and onto the platform. ALFRED
stands next to him.
ALFRED: Welcome
home, Master Wayne. I’ve prepared your mother’s chicken soup.
BATFLECK: Thanks,
Alfred. Another quiet night, thank goodness.
ALFRED: Please
don’t say you’re “getting too old for this…”
1.3: Cutting away
and LEGO SUPERMAN as he lands on the balcony to his and Lois’s apartment in
Metropolis. Think of the balcony in the original Superman movie.
FROM OFF: Welcome
home.
LEGO SUPERMAN: Thanks.
What’s for dinner?
1.4: Now we’re in
the modern Superman with Cavill. He sits down at the table with Lois Lane.
LOIS: Chicken
Parmesan. The Parm’s from the farmer’s market.
1.5: Now to the
final versions of the characters, I guess we’ll go with the comic
interpretations of the characters in the sense that they’re good, decent
people. In this case, CLASSIC BATMAN—like from Brave and the Bold—sits down at
the computer.
BRUCE: What’d
we uncover this time?
COMPUTER: A
firebombing in the Lake District.
BRUCE: Looks
like I’ll be needing this to-go.
1.6: Now CLASSIC
SUPERMAN biting into the Chicken Parmesan. When I mean Classic I mean the
Christopher Reeve interpretation of the character—complete with underoos. He’s
speaking through a mouthful of food.
SUPERMAN: Good lord, Lois. Are you sure you weren't lying about where you got this cheese? Did you get Green
Lantern or someone to fly you over to Italy to get this fresh Parm?
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