PAGE ONE.
1.1: A TEACHER
with a COMPUTER for a head stares at a classroom. Amongst the sleeping,
hungover students are RED, YELLOW, and DUCK. Perhaps you can take this from the perspective of behind the Teacher's shoulder?
1. COMPUTER: Who
can distinguish between the passive versus the active voice?
1.2: In a flash of rainbow light a TOILET appears in the
center of the classroom. The Teacher jumps back.
2. TOILET: IT’S
EASY!
2B: The
toilet was clogged by me.
1.3: Yellow flips out in the background. He’s jumping out of
his seat.
3. YELLOW: That’s
the passive. “I clogged the toilet!”
1.4: Duck is up in front of the room and has grabbed the
Teacher by his sweater vest.
4. DUCK: Don’t
be passive! Be active!
1.5: Duck gives the teacher a SWIRLIE, but a godawful one. Blood
splashes out of the Toilet as if it’s Old Faithful.
SFX: FLUSH!
1.6: The Toilet EXPLODES spraying poop and Teacher Computer
PartS everywhere.
SFX: SPLAT!
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