(5 Panels)
(Note – All panels
below should be done as if they were taking place inside an indoor theater of
some kind.)
Panel 1: DEADPOOL – technically, an actor dressed as
DEADPOOL – rides down and across the theater from the back to the stage on a
line of some kind. He’s dressed up in full costume, with an Elvis-style costume
over it, he’s carrying a guitar that he at least looks like he’s playing, the
guitar should resemble a prop ax weapon. Attached to his back by some sort of
pole or stick, pointing out to the side, is a yellow box with words written on
each side.
SFX: (Epic Music Notes)
YELLOW BOX: Behold my epicness!
MUSIC: (Sung)
DEAD-POOL!
Panel 2: DEADPOOL actor lands on the stage amongst
the assembled chorus in a way that faces out toward the audience. ‘Ninjas’ –
stage crew dressed up to match the background – remove the YELLOW BOX from
Panel 1.
A pair of blank
screens are in the background, one of which is currently showing a yellow box.
SFX: (Epic Music Notes)
MUSIC (1): (Sung)
This is, his show;
MUSIC (2): (Sung)
It’s DEAD-POOL!
YELLOW BOX: Aaaaand nailed
the landing!
Panel 3: The Chorus pulls the ‘Elvis’ outer costume
off ‘DEADPOOL’ as the pull away and dance into the background, leaving
‘DEADPOOL’ in just his classic red and black.
SFX: (Epic Music Notes)
DEADPOOL: (Sung)
The star you deserve has arrived!
YELLOW BOX: (With
singing) You did paid for him, after all!
Panel 4: ‘DEADPOOL’ leans in towards the audience.
SFX: (Epic Music Notes
– Downplayed)
DEADPOOL (1): But just between you and me, I’m not actually
Deadpool.
YELLOW BOX: Ha! Joke’s on you!
DEADPOOL (2): The real Deadpool is a very busy man, so he
hired me to fill in for him.
Panel 5: The DEADPOOL actor starts walking back as he
plays the guitar he’s holding; the chorus and backup singers and dancers move
forward again to fill in around him.
SFX: (Epic Music Notes)
DEADPOOL: But let’s just keep that between us!
YELLOW BOX: Or else!
(END PAGE)
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