We’re going to open on the original comic version of the Ancient One and its cringe-worthy version. Captions will be the Ancient’s One’s narration.
CAPTION: The thing about being ancient is it comes in a variety of forms.
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The movie version of the character played by TILDA SWINTON. I guess just a screencap of that moment where she’s knocking Cumberswaffle out of his body.
A ball of dust on the floor.
CAPTION: Sometimes it can be lint trapped in your navel, or old food in the refrigerator.
A look on Tilda Swinton’s face: smiling to the side and giving side-eye to the reader.
CAPTION: Ancient is a figure of speech.